Are you familiar with the Signals catalog? They’re a high end doo dad shop and I mean that in the most flattering way--fun, imaginative, inspirational things you don’t need but really want.
Here are some of my favorite sayings from the current catalog:
National Sarcasm Society Like we need your support
I was promised there would be no math involved
I am the grammarian about whom your mother warned you
Baby onesie--Hi! I’m new here
Sisters: Emotional Tech Support
I took the road less traveled… And got here on time
(Under a drawing of snowy egrets) Egrets? I’ve had a few
At what age am I old enough to know better?
If I’m talking you should be taking notes
The dog ate my lesson plan
Traveling 33 RPM in an iPod world
I’m sick of being my wife’s arm candy (I bought this one for my husband last year) (and yes, he does wear it)
Doolittle and Loafmore Retirement Planning
Your participle is dangling
American Association of Retired Pirates We put the RRRRRR in retirement
Of course I live in the past It’s cheaper there
Careful or you’ll end up in my novel
Wall hangings and other things words show up on:
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn’t be called Research (A. Einstein)
Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to lead normal lives
Act Old Later
Door mat: Please stay on the mat. Your visit is very important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order it was received.
This isn't a garden, it's a botanical masterpiece
She is too fond of books and it has addled her brain (I have this hanging at my desk at work)
Since I couldn’t seem to copy a pic of the Signals cover or any of their products (which is probably smart of them), you’ll have to go here to see all these cool things: www.signals.com
C’est la vie!